wheee~
moi bdae is ok...
=D~
went to sushi don for dinner..
den kbox..
da thing is in between there are dota-ing...
lolx...
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>> titledat 11:59:00 pm__
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wow...
what day is today supposed to be?
first moi aunt called befre lunch (i am working)...
after lunch moi mum called asking me to return back home to stay...
i found out alot of things...
Moi bro brought to sch a long knife one day...
and his principal called moi mum to sch...
moi bro hurled vulgarities at moi mum...
moi sis does not wanna study...
she sleeps all day...
and da most shocking of them all...
MOI DAD BROUGHT HOME TWO CHINA GIRLS DURING CNY THIS YEAR...
AND HE TOLD MOI BRO AND SIS NOT TO UTTER A WORD TO MOI MUM...
(but moi bro still told moi mum...)
WTF!
HE CAN EVEN BRING THOSE BITCHES HOME...
TT BASKET S.O.B DOES NOT EVEN HAVE RESPECT FOR MOI MUM...
NNB...
THEY ONLY ATE AND CHATTED...
BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE MOI BRO AND MOI SIS IS AROUND...
WITHOUT THEM AROUND...
THEY'D BE ROLLING AROUND ON DA BED!!!
FCUK SHIT!!!
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>> titledat 2:10:00 pm__
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
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>> titledat 12:34:00 pm__
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Damn!
I am darn down on luck these days...
ARGH!
just two days ago moi left eye had ulcer...
and now moi right eye starts to itch!
WTH!
ARGH!
I can't wear any contact lenses for da time being...
Thus I'm wearing specs...
T_T
sad...
now I look so nerdy...
I look like shit man...
ARGH!
damn!
*bangs da wall*
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>> titledat 9:14:00 am__
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got this from Ting ting.
You have Elvin blood: The blood in your veins is
that of the elves. The most noble of all
bloods. The Elves are very honest and wise,
and you share that aspect with them. You are
a very fun and kind person and anyone who
meets you immediately feels safe when youre
around. You are a great person and an even
better friend. Dont ever change for anyone.
What ancient bloodline do you have?
You shelter a Friendly Demon like Chrono.Peace-loving, sociable and kind, he is like the Demon of Darkness in the way that he is nearly always awake. He stays away from any useless conflict and always tries to resolve problems with him head, not his hands. Although beware not to hurt those he loves, or he will find a way to hurt you back, maybe 10 times worse.
What demon sleeps inside you ?
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>> titledat 6:19:00 pm__
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Why do wmen cry?
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said.
His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for noreason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.Finally he put in a call to God.
When God got on the phone, he asked,"God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said"When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, butsometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
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>> titledat 5:30:00 pm__
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I just read this joke and would like to share... haha...
Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr & Mrs Ng with their 3 lovely triplet daughters; Elaine, Ena & Elena. The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper fashion and when they reached 20, their parents thought it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most suitable " leng chais" ( handsome guys). They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.
As "concerned" (more like "kay-poh") parents, Mr & Mrs Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs Ng told them...... " Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you were satisfied. Write a letter to us, but so as not to raise your husbands' curiosity...you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences"
So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed. Mr & Mrs Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine. They opened the letter and found the word "STANDARD CHARTERED". They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. "Ah! here it is!", exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY" Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.
A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the neswpaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it is..."NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP". Again, Mr & Mrs Ng beamed with joy.
Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Elena. The Ngs became worried.
Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was "SINGAPORE AIRLINES". Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. "Ah! Here it is!" Mrs.Ng grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish . THUMP!!!... She fell off her chair. The motto was... "7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP."
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>> titledat 4:41:00 pm__
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The Clothes You Wear
What others see from your styleAlthough to the untrained eye you may seem like a plain dresser who avoids trends, you actually wear carefully designed accessories and clothes that emphasize your uniqueness. You value your freedom and have an artistic mind. You are neither aggressive nor timid, but you believe in yourself.
What your nightclothes reveal:You are friendly and always in good mood. You are candid and helpful, and can be sexy at times too.
What others see from your ties:You enjoy being alone. You like to life the simple but good life, and you cherish your freedom. You are thoughtful, confident and uninterested in glamour.
What others see from your beltsYou are a lonely and demanding person. You are hardworking as well as intelligent, and can be passionate when in love.
What others see from your shoes:You're very young at heart. You regard freedom highly and don't like to be controlled by a set of rules. You don't like conflict, will compromise wherever possible, and are hardworking people. Occasionally you can become vulnerable when having to face problems, especially emotional ones.
What others see from your earrings:
You are probably a free spirit at heart with artistic talent. You are absolutely unique and are always coming up with lots of great ideas. Being happy is your most important goal.
The last analysis:
You are probably a clever and adventurous person. You love to learn new things, and enjoy socializing with friends. Although you enjoy your freedom, you cherish peacefulness and like to spend time alone with your thoughts.
http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test102.aspx
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>> titledat 4:23:00 pm__
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Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
Your views on education:
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.
What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
to try this cut and paste this url into da browser: http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx
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>> titledat 3:56:00 pm__
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Damn the stupid SMRT?
I got stuck at the Trains?
Explained it to moi supervisor?
But god dammit?
She doesn't believe it?
Saying tt those are just excuses?
I got stuck for an hour?
Due to some blardy track problems at Dhoby Ghaut!
NBCB... (oops this is vulgar... little kids dun learn... =x)
Got scolded for nth?
Wth?
If she can't believe it...
She can jolly well go check with SMRT!
Fcuk SMRT...
They sucked...
big time!
If this goes on...
This is gonna cost me moi job...
STUPID SMRT...
STUPID PREGNANT LADY...
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>> titledat 3:48:00 pm__
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